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Jane Ann

Jane Ann

TOPIC: "Know the Signs"

I was really excited when I found out the astrology charts changed. Wow, I had thought it was FOR-EV-ER! But what happened was an astronomer said his new calculations threw off the old astrology charts.

The old astrologers were very annoyed. They were peeved, really. I mean peevishly peeved. The ASTROLOGERS said ASTRONOMERS have no business fooling with the charts. They should just mind the stars. NOT the signs.

Apparently, of the two, only astronomy is a science. Astrology is something else. I’m not sure what, but it IS cosmic, that’s for sure. You can tell by the way astrologers talk in kind of distant voices.

Anyway, I was excited when I thought the chart was gonna change because I was pretty tired of being a Sagittarius. One thing I never liked about the signs is that you have to stay the same. It’s like DEEMED by accident of birth. So I was thinking this might be a chance to get under a new sign.

Unfortunately, it looks like the astrologers decided to keep the same old zodiac signs, no matter what the astronomers think.

And now, I’ve been feeling more and more Leo-ish and the thought of remaining a Sagittarius is like being in a straitjacket!

So, I’m taking matters into my own hands. I’m changing my birthday. It is now the first of August—or thereabouts.

I feel better already.