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Old Goat

Old Goat

TOPIC: "Join the Club"

Some goats of a certain age face hair loss. Some goats of a certain age face memory loss. But there are some goats in a class of their own. They forgot they lost their hair. Also, a few just forgot their hair.

If you are in either of the last two categories, I want to tell you about the Forgotten Hair Club for Goats. You’ve probably guessed what comes next: I’m not just the president of the Forgotten Hair Club for Goats, I also forgot what the president of the Forgotten Hair Club for Goats is supposed to do.

I’m probably expected to recruit new members. So I’m hereby inviting you to join if: 1) you forgot your hair, 2) you forgot you lost your hair, 3) you are an old goat or a reasonable facsimile.

To be a member you must show proof of hair loss—either from your scalp or your mind. This can be a lock of your hair or a photo of you with no hair or forgotten hair. Automatic membership is awarded to anyone who forgets to show proof of hair loss.

Forgotten Hair Club for Goats meetings are a great help to anyone who has forgotten his or her hair or hair loss. The main event is running through the vitamin E sprinklers and chamoising our heads to the vibes of Anselmo’s Grooba Tuba and Accordian Banditos, a forgotten hair band of the 80s (or is it that they’re IN their 80s?).

Come and join us and see for yourself. When you arrive, there will be someone at the door to greet you and tell you whether you forgot you lost your hair or forgot your hair.

The meetings are on the first Wednesday of each month—or maybe it’s the third Tuesday.

Comments

RE: Old Goat Forgotten Hair Club for Goats

Goat,
What a disappointment! I was eagerly filling out the paperwork for the Forgotten Hair Club for Goats until I remembered that I had forgotten that I have hair. Oh, wait, does that qualify as 'forgot their hair?' Yee ha! Sign me up.
—Max
Austin, Texas

Goat,
I seem to recall someone telling me I'm an old goat recently, and providing voluminous examples. Whatever the citations were, they weren't too disagreeable. Wait. Mayhap I was accused of being a randy old goat, which is a very hairy topic.
—Fest3er
Salem

 

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