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Cow Tin Croze

TOPIC: "Out with Teenage Angst"

Ah, yes, the angst of 14-year-olds. We got a return trip to blog land before our regular turn so we could reply to Olybopper.

You are right, Oly! Bobby Vinton depended on that angst of yours. But, man, remember he wanted you to stay stuck in your angst—forever, he hoped. He sure was glad you still had it for Mr. Lonely. Oh-our-gosh, you couldn’t get any drippier! And man, you found out, right? It was like quicksand. Bobby made it big while you were sinking in the quicksand.

Luckily, you were saved by Creedence and the Boxtops.

Gravel voices, Dude.
Not for 14-year-olds, Oly, but then you aren’t 14 any more. Right?

Bass. It’s deep, man. You need depth now, Oly.
And with our new take we’re gonna give you deep, bad Mr. Lonely, hard scrabble Roses Are Red, and jagged, knobbly, rowdy Blue Velvet.

You’ll love it, Oly! Go ahead and take one last listen to the old wimpy Mr. Lonely then let him go, man. It’s time.

Peace out.

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