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Headless Frank...

advisor to the lovelorn, weary, confused, and the overly self-involved

headless frank

Dear Headless Frank:

It would be outstanding if Congress raised the minimum wage.
But what would that mean for the wages of sin?
—Just Wondering

Dear Just—
Death plus 30 percent.

See, no matter what,
sin will never achieve a living wage. Do tell your congressman.

Signing off: Medulla oblongata.

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