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Headless Frank...

advisor to the lovelorn, weary, confused, and the overly self-involved

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Dear Headless Frank:

I heard that the state of Wyoming is considering firing squad as its method for administering the death penalty. Given the growing difficulty of procuring the necessary drugs for execution by injection, don’t you think this is a wise alternative?
—Joe the Sheriff

Dear Joe the Sheriff—
I’m not a fan of the death penalty. I mean it’s just so fatal.

But if you’re going to have it—and I know this is predictable—I would go with beheading.

Just be sure the condemned signs a DNR—Do Not Re-attach—order. (I happen to know how tempting that would be.)

Signing off: Medulla oblongata.

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